this just in . . . i peed clear this morning, then had 3 cups of coffee and consequently peed mountain dew yellow.
that is all.
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6 Comments:
how much did you drink the night before?
no cofee the night before that post. maybe a jamba juice in there, but no coffee.
then coffee that morning.
then yellow pee.
then the post.
oh yeah . . . i washed my hands before typing in the post.
beets...
you have got to eat a bunch of beets and then wait for the morning pee.
purple!! it's soo cool. it's the only reason my kids love beets so much.
ahh, love that coffee pee. it smells like freshly roasted coffee, good enough to pee into a cup and drink again!
Coffee scented Pee???
Ahh that aroma, so deliciously rich...
Must find a way to get the homeless and drunks in downtown Berkeley to drink more coffee, to improve the smell of the streets, stairwells, and Bart station.
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